Healthy Diet?

"Will you eat I me?"
I asked politely
and got a hysterical reply.

Like all matters of post-modern philosophy
the proposition was inane to begin with
because
the basic statement
involved too much
expressed
in too little time.

Why is existentialism so hard to swallow?
How should semen be disposed?

Wouldn't it better to lick the tenets off
all philosophical thought
and let a few Colt Magnum bullets
drain their load?

Surrounded by rising waves of desire
such speculation
seems inept.

The point is quite simple:
I'm a hankering for a palatable theorem
that can be swallowed
so somebody had better unzip!

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