To Boldly Go
Where No Cock Has Gone Before!
dedicated to Gene Rodenbury


My penis is a space ship
constantly searching for more
ready to penetrate new depths
and enter galaxies unexplored

Speeding through the cosmos
and seeking new discoveries:
my pecker is an exploration vehicle
in search of strange new beings

Dropping from warp to impulse
while sending out advanced telemetry probes
it transmits on many hailing frequencies
according to peaceful contact protocols

At times, however, the energy from my coils
exceeds tolerance protocols
and when containment fields
reach their limits
a gush of anti-neutrinos
floods surrounding sub-space
as my lithium crystals
drain their load

- Capt. T Newfields (NJ7-00032-0551)